Just when you think you have life by the cajones, fate grabs hold and squeezes the complacency out of you. It’s my own fault. I sold my father such a bill of goods on our fishing trip he decided to go all out to assure that I have a bright future. Who asked him? Anyway, he used his muscle at Yale to get me into an experimental High School for gifted children; Yale it seems has some input in the school’s curriculum. Now I’m going to be surrounded by other would be geniuses. This is the pits. I don’t need peers. I need a flock to appreciate my wisdom.

‘A Child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer’

Bearing this in mind, why not feed a child’s wealth of knowledge by buying

them a wonderful Child Gift from Find-Me-A-Gift!

If you know a child that seems to have an imbalance of saintly and devilish

personality traits, a Child Gift may be just what the doctor ordered to cure

that bout of behavioural troubles! Cast your mind back to when you were a

youngster – penny sweets, Christmas seeming so far away and playing with

your favourite toys until the dreaded bedtime! Childhood simply isn’t the

same without a great game or the latest craze or fad to parade on the

playground so by buying a Child Gift from Find-Me-A-Gift, you can be sure

their chores with be completed once they are treated!

Simply follow the links on the site that lead you to ‘Children’s Gifts’ and

find a wonderfully varied, weird and wacky variety of Child Gifts that will

please even the moodiest little moppet!

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We’ve all heard about child prodigies – those little clever-clogs who

Find-me-a-gift sell over 1000 gift and gadget ideas for men, women, and children.

Orgasmatron Head Massager is truly amazing

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Orgasmatron Head Massager is truly amazing. It doesn’t look much, some say it looks a little weird but it really does give you surprising sensations. Within seconds the Orgasmatron can give you goose bumps, hairs on the back of your neck stand up, your spine tingles and you can feel trance states of ecstasy. The feeling the Orgasmatron head massager gives you is pure excitement. Consider it “exercise for the hairs on the back of your neck. “The Orgasmatron smooth tips glide across the surface of your scalp, sending sparkling sensations thru your entire body.

The many fingers of the Orgasmatron are made of 100% copper and therefore are incredibly flexible, allowing every Orgasmatron Head Massager to fit everyone’s head.

With a gentle action of lowering, raising and turning slightly, your Orgasmatron® will find countless pressure points with no particular skill needed. The effects of the Orgasmatron are immediate and your body may tingle as messages are conveyed down your spine, often reaching as far as your toes! But don’t stop there- EXPERIMENT!! The Orgasmatron can be moulded and customized to stimulate the back, feet, neck, arms and legs!

Outdoor Toys at Find-me-a-gift

Tear yourself away from the TV the weather outside is glorious and find-me-a-gift have a great range of outdoor toys that make the perfect gift. From Giant Jenga to water gun games to water slings they have everything you need for some great summer parties. Adults and children alike will love the find-me-a-gift range!

Giant Jenga – Giant Jenga Garden Game is huge version of the much loved and played indoor Jenga. The Giant Jenga Garden Game is a fun game for all the family.

Giant Jenga can be played indoors as well as outdoors. It certainly adds an extra element of fun to BBQ’s, garden and dinner parties. Your guests will be amazed when you suggest a game of Jenga and you bring this Giant Jenga game out of the cupboard.

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Sack race – This sack racing game will help you relive school days racing in these specially designed adult sized potato sacks. Choose from five characters and take on your family and friends. Made from jute with double stitching for strength and durability. A fun addition to the outdoor play collection.

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Handmade gifts are a fun way to encourage children to give to others. Gifts children can make are usually simple and inexpensive, but are often treasured by the recipient. Making gifts is also a good way to teach children the importance of giving, rather than monetary value of the gift.

Enhance your child’s gift making with a craft kit, like the Galt Silk Painting Set, or try one of these fun and simple ideas for gifts children can make.

Designer Candles

You will need:

White pillar candles in various sizes

Dull pencil or yarn needle

Permanent marker

Fine tipped paintbrush

Acrylic paint

Colorful ribbon

Draw designs on the candle with a permanent marker. Stars, Christmas trees, and snowflakes are nice for Christmas candles or try flowers and swirls for spring. This gift children can make can be adapted for most any season or occasion!

Use the dull pencil to carefully etch out the pictures. Brush paint into the etched grooves and let set for about 5 minutes. Clean away excess paint with a cotton swab. Decorate with a coordinating ribbon tied around the middle of the candle.